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Me, on a date: So do you like dogs?

Them: Yeah, of course!

Me, pulling out breadsticks and laying them on the table: Yes, keep talking.

Them: Dogs are so much better than cats. Cats are the spawn of Satan, they don’t even like people, they’re evil-

Me, frantically cramming breadsticks into my bag by the handful: I have to leave right now immediately.